Saturday, April 11, 2015

Man Mountains (He Died Big) -- NaPoWriMo 2015 Poem #4

dudebro jams the needle in his arm
shoots up manjuice like a junkie
gonna make himself a manmountain
 bigger & meaner than you
gonna grow big die big gonna
 die young die strong dianabol
steroids turning muscles into mountains
shrinking his dick his balls & his brain &
 growing his boobs big
  & beautiful

big beautiful boobs bouncing bare
he goes fulltilt emo on your wimp ass
  beats you up
 screaming like a mad bull
 calling you faggot mangina
   & girl
furious fists flailing free in all directions
roidrage manmountain muscles straining
tries to strangle you with his
 sixty inch pythons
tries to smother you between the
 mountains on his chest

you land one big blow between his bitchtits
fivefinger deathpunch explodes his heart
he clutches the hole in his mountainous chest
flailing staggering moaning dying
die young die strong dianabol
 death in the lockerroom
inert mass on the lockerroom floor with
 massive manmountain muscles &
  big bare beautiful boobs
epitaph for dudebro
he died big

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